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Elise Seyfried

Published in
Slackjaw

Did I Dial 911, Or Was It The Butterball Hotline?

In any event, problem solved!

Nov 22, 2022

Did I Dial 911, Or Was It The Butterball Hotline?

Nov 22, 2022

Published in
The Haven

New Medications and the Serious Side Effects Which May Occur

Don’t say we didn’t warn you

Oct 15, 2022

New Medications and the Serious Side Effects Which May Occur

Oct 15, 2022

Published in
The Belladonna Comedy

Save the Date for Our Dangerous Destination Wedding!

How much DO you love us?

Oct 6, 2022

Save the Date for Our Dangerous Destination Wedding!

Oct 6, 2022

Published in
Greener Pastures Magazine

Snack Leader Guide for “Fun with the Plagues” Vacation Bible School

You won’t believe what you’ll be serving!

Jul 8, 2022

Snack Leader Guide for “Fun with the Plagues” Vacation Bible School

Jul 8, 2022

Published in
Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

The Times-Examiner Comments on a Masterful, But Ever-So-Slightly Problematic, Article in Sunday’s…

Setting the record straight!

Jul 2, 2022

The Times-Examiner Comments on a Masterful, But Ever-So-Slightly Problematic, Article in Sunday’s…

Jul 2, 2022

Published in
The Haven

My Definitive Guide to the Oscars

I didn’t see them, but here’s what they’re about!

Mar 12, 2022

My Definitive Guide to the Oscars

Mar 12, 2022

Published in
Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

I’m Wm. Shakespeare, and I Would Love You to Buy My Work So That Danielle Steel Doesn’t Outsell Me

Our numbers are getting a little close for comfort

Mar 1, 2022

I’m Wm. Shakespeare, and I Would Love You to Buy My Work So That Danielle Steel Doesn’t Outsell Me

Mar 1, 2022

Published in
Greener Pastures Magazine

My Snail Facial Changed My Life

The serenity is well worth the sluggishness

Feb 18, 2022

My Snail Facial Changed My Life

Feb 18, 2022

Published in
The Haven

I’m a Rabbit, and I Want a Voice. Preferably Bugs Bunny’s.

Is that so much to ask?

Feb 9, 2022

I’m a Rabbit, and I Want a Voice. Preferably Bugs Bunny’s.

Feb 9, 2022

Published in
Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

Become a Member of Our Destitute Little NPR Station! Please!

So we can stop burning Rick Steves travel guides for warmth

Jan 31, 2022

Become a Member of Our Destitute Little NPR Station! Please!

Jan 31, 2022

Elise Seyfried

Elise Seyfried

I’ve written essays for The Belladonna Comedy, Widget, Little Old Lady Comedy, The Haven, Jane Austen’s Wastebasket, and Greener Pastures.

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