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Elise Seyfried
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Slackjaw

Did I Dial 911, Or Was It The Butterball Hotline?

In any event, problem solved!

3 min readNov 22, 2022

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Did I Dial 911, Or Was It The Butterball Hotline?

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Elise Seyfried
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The Haven

New Medications and the Serious Side Effects Which May Occur

Don’t say we didn’t warn you

3 min readOct 15, 2022

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New Medications and the Serious Side Effects Which May Occur

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Elise Seyfried
in
The Belladonna Comedy

Save the Date for Our Dangerous Destination Wedding!

How much DO you love us?

4 min readOct 6, 2022

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Save the Date for Our Dangerous Destination Wedding!

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Elise Seyfried
in
Greener Pastures Magazine

Snack Leader Guide for “Fun with the Plagues” Vacation Bible School

You won’t believe what you’ll be serving!

4 min readJul 8, 2022

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Snack Leader Guide for “Fun with the Plagues” Vacation Bible School

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Elise Seyfried
in
Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

The Times-Examiner Comments on a Masterful, But Ever-So-Slightly Problematic, Article in Sunday’s…

Setting the record straight!

3 min readJul 2, 2022

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The Times-Examiner Comments on a Masterful, But Ever-So-Slightly Problematic, Article in Sunday’s…

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Elise Seyfried
in
The Haven

My Definitive Guide to the Oscars

I didn’t see them, but here’s what they’re about!

4 min readMar 12, 2022

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My Definitive Guide to the Oscars

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Elise Seyfried
in
Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

I’m Wm. Shakespeare, and I Would Love You to Buy My Work So That Danielle Steel Doesn’t Outsell Me

Our numbers are getting a little close for comfort

4 min readMar 1, 2022

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I’m Wm. Shakespeare, and I Would Love You to Buy My Work So That Danielle Steel Doesn’t Outsell Me

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Elise Seyfried
in
Greener Pastures Magazine

My Snail Facial Changed My Life

The serenity is well worth the sluggishness

3 min readFeb 18, 2022

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My Snail Facial Changed My Life

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Elise Seyfried
in
The Haven

I’m a Rabbit, and I Want a Voice. Preferably Bugs Bunny’s.

Is that so much to ask?

3 min readFeb 9, 2022

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I’m a Rabbit, and I Want a Voice. Preferably Bugs Bunny’s.

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Elise Seyfried
in
Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

Become a Member of Our Destitute Little NPR Station! Please!

So we can stop burning Rick Steves travel guides for warmth

3 min readJan 31, 2022

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Become a Member of Our Destitute Little NPR Station! Please!

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Elise Seyfried

Elise Seyfried

I’ve written essays for The Belladonna Comedy, Widget, Little Old Lady Comedy, The Haven, Jane Austen’s Wastebasket, and Greener Pastures.

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